Thursday, February 12, 2009

fuckmylife.com

i just discovered this website, and it's been keeping me mildly amused.
it's pretty much enjoyable the same way failblog is fun to read.
so you should indulge yourself as well: http://www.fmylife.com/

ex:
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
#11697 (18) - 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm by Noname in 'sex'
I agree, your life is f***ed (11234)
you deserved that one (1939)


181 comments:

Trevor said...

One time I was in a crowed bus and this one kid would not shut the fuck up :)

Leighton22 said...

Got layed off my job...Got jumped by 5 guys brken hand, level 2 concussion, head drama, $4,000 dallor ER bill, Girlfriend left me, And now getting evicted from my apt...Fuck my LIFE!!!

Brian said...

I'm a korean boy 13 years old
going to 2 hagwons, because it is now summer break
i have to memorize 600 words a day
FML

underpressure24 said...

me and my best friend who i was saved with got into a fight and now he hates me and i hate him,FML

underpressure24 said...

my family is terrable i am 13 and my step dad is in his mid to late 60 and my mom is in her 50s and they r in a relationship in which they need each other and he gos and tells her everything even if its not bad cuz he has nothing else to talk about so i just get hell from her cuz she is on his side ,FML

Localala said...

i like this nice guy who don't even like me back,my friend who is usually my excuse for not doing stuff around the house is in texas,my boyfriend is in fucking canada, my teacher stalks me,i am like the most stalked person in va,one of my friends used my money on a pair of $20 skinny jeans and so i had to eat really crappy food, my best friend died in the same year as my grandpa almost the same fucking month,this way older than me guy bugs me a lot about wanting to be my boyfriend and once he called me at like 1:00 a.m. which got my mom all mad and me grounded for a week and that was the same week of my crushes birthday. But that's pretty much it my life is awesome!!! NOT!!! FUCK MY FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING GAY ASS LIFE!!!!!!!!

Bri_darling said...

I am out to coffee with my best guy friend and my best girlfriend and another friend. The other ffriend has decided not to speak since best girlfriend showed up. Best guy friend and best girlfrienduse to date. Now they are both dating another people but they still have feelings for eachother. We are sitting here another friend isn't speaking a word, the two exs who are two of my best friends and I am sitting here thinking of a way out of the awkward situation that I am in. My best guy friend and other friend think my fiancé is cheating on me and my lortab is wearing off. Fml

ty ty said...

i was having sex with my girlfriend and we finish having sex and she desides she likes girls...fml

kellbell1997 said...

im talking to my good guy friend that my friend loves and i relize i love him, FML

Rosalie said...

When I lived in Vegas I got i call from my dad saying you're going to move back to Cali tomorrow, then after that i get another call and it was my friend saying that Chris (friend) died. Also i was moving with my mom who is living with a guy who tried to kill her 2 years back. Oh and he stalks my family and threats them. Also i ahve moved into about 30 different houses and 6 different cities in my life. Im 13!! Oh also (i know alot) I had to watch my 8 month year old toy poodle get ran over and died. Also I have been to 8 different schools. OH OH OH LAST ONE!!! I HAVE 3 HEART CHAMBERS (normal have 4)I CAN'T GET TATS OR PEIRCINGS OR EVEN HAVE FUCKING KIDS!!! IT SUCKS SOOOO BAD!!! I CAN'T HAVE ENERGY DRINKS AS WELL. well, there is hella more stuff but i think instead of writing all night i will leave you.
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! in the ass!!!!
btw this is my friends acout
my name is Leah but also my gay name is steve lol

Rosalie said...

When I lived in Vegas I got i call from my dad saying you're going to move back to Cali tomorrow, then after that i get another call and it was my friend saying that Chris (friend) died. Also i was moving with my mom who is living with a guy who tried to kill her 2 years back. Oh and he stalks my family and threats them. Also i ahve moved into about 30 different houses and 6 different cities in my life. Im 13!! Oh also (i know alot) I had to watch my 8 month year old toy poodle get ran over and died. Also I have been to 8 different schools. OH OH OH LAST ONE!!! I HAVE 3 HEART CHAMBERS (normal have 4)I CAN'T GET TATS OR PEIRCINGS OR EVEN HAVE FUCKING KIDS!!! IT SUCKS SOOOO BAD!!! I CAN'T HAVE ENERGY DRINKS AS WELL. well, there is hella more stuff but i think instead of writing all night i will leave you.
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! in the ass!!!! friends account my name is leah

joygreen21 said...

Two of my best friends hate e/o, a close friend is moving to canada, i'm not allowed to work out, i've been in and out the hospital for the last 6 weeks with a bad heart and lungs, i'm 19 btw, cant walk more than 100 ft w/o almost passing out cuz of lack of oxygen in my heart, going broke, my roommate is a pig.. oh and no sex for me!! too much work for my heart.... FML!!!

Tom said...

The owner of my job doesnt allow us to smoke anymore. I worked a 13 hour shift today without a Cig! FML!!!!

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Shannon said...

i had a MAJOR crush on this boy ever since 7th grade. i just saw him for the first time in years. that night we hung out with some people, he came home with me that night, stayed the night, but with another girl. FML.

dontect7 said...

my girlfriend is a crazy bitch who treats me like shit and i think is cheating on me my dads an abusive ass hole my moms an emotional wreck but is so bad ass my brother is the only thing keeping me alive my sisster is just...there my god father/uncle hung himself on christmas eve who i was extremly close with and i just cant get a fuckin break...fml

dariusspikes said...

i am 16, always bored, my high always gets killed, i cant skat board on the street cause of my mom, she deleted all my songs off of itunes ...(whats wrong with metal?) just fucc my fuccing life

Olley said...

cars broke, the girl i want to be with says she don't wanna be with me no more and we just argue all the time. i have no job and my dole money ain't coming through. and i think i have mental health problems... FUCK MY LIFE

coolinsbrain said...

yesterday my mother started to unbutton her shirt in front of me and my face melted off.

FuckMyLife

matamatic said...

my friend tim is getting married today...fuck my life

Profitable Picks said...

There’s also DAMMIT.COM
DAMMIT.COM is a collection of anecdotes that provoke people to say
DAMMIT!
Everyone says DAMMIT!
More so than FML, FWM, or any of the others combined.
DAMMIT! is One Word that millions of people around the world use on a
daily basis to express themselves.
It’s not borderline suicidal either.

heartbroken94 said...

At the beginning of 7th grade this boy and i were dating after several years of being friends. But before he dated me he was with this other girl that went to our middle school. after a few weeks he broke up with her. We were always friends so we talked alot. Then he asked me out, i said yes because i have always liked him. We were together for about 6 months. i really liked it and was reli happy. But one day i heard from some friends that my previous ex was dating my boyfriends ex. One day in gym my previous ex came up to me and told me that my boyfriend and his ex which was my previous exs girlfriend were hanging out alot. (which explains why he always told me was busy.) A few days later in class i heard alot about my boyfriend going over to his exs house. That day my boyfriend broke up with me :( and is now currently with the girl he dated before me. i still like him and now i see him all the time it reli sucks liking him and knowing he will never like me. And the sad thing is i only in 8h grade now. FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!! HARD

ZimTheZapped said...

There's this guy i like at my church and today i finally desided to go tell him i like him and ask him out. But when i found him he was making out with my best friend. FML

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teazydeeszy said...

SeNiOr TrIp 2009
my first day of senior trip i walk a fellow drunken peer walk 25 streets when i am sober go back to the condo get shit faced run from the cops get busted with my piece...........get a terrible yiest infection and then get tested for an std for the first time cause i had sex with this kid a few days earlier then get my nipples pierced cause i am all zaneeeedeeee outa but i am ClEaN!!!!!!FML

ur mom said...

2 day's ago i got court papper's in the mail my ex is trying to get more over night visitation of our 2 yr old son he is 29 lives w his mom no job yesterday i found out my dad i have known my whole life as daddy 23yrs is not my real dad and today i got fired FUCK MY LIFE

playboy said...

ok so.. i live with my mom and my brothers 2 kids cuzz he is to much of a fuck up to have them im 18 and take care of 2 kids all the time.k so im friends with this guy that lives nextdoor and iv liked him for a while and we dated for about a week cuzz he was conused and used me as a rebound from his ex.. and now he wants to be friends with benifets and i dont know if i can be just that.but im willing to try it i guess.. my mom is fucked right up she is seeing this guy that she was dating a while ago that beat her up and i hate him, she has thretened to kick me out of my house twice since he has come back in to her life. im in love with my best guy frined that iv known since i was 3 and he lives 1h away from me and i never see him anymore i hate my job.. and shit just keeps getting worse.FML!!!!!!!!!

rockooondudes said...

I was on a very crowded bus on the way to work today and I fell on top of a very old lady. Th driver told me to get off, I had to walk 10 more blocks because the next bus wouldnt come for another 30 minutes, and I was already late. My boss yelled at me for being late, and no one talked to me for the entire day. I had a doctor's appointment on the same day and he told that I have a beer belly even though I don't drink beer because my closest relative died of alcohol poisoning who at the same got hit by a truck while he was dying of alcohol poisoning. So fuck my life...

The girl who wrote it said...

Two days ago i went to the beach with my friends on my moms bike. i left the bike for half an hour came back and it was gone.
I went home and my mom beat me.
i have a huge mark on my neck.
and bruises on my cheeks and my arms.
fuck my life.

The girl who wrote it said...

Two days ago i went to the beach with my friends on my moms bike. i left the bike for half an hour came back and it was gone.
I went home and my mom beat me.
i have a huge mark on my neck.
and bruises on my cheeks and my arms.
fuck my life.

addicted2addiction said...

I went to fuckmylife.com...
fuck my life

Merlee said...

i got soap, in my mother fuckin' eye today. when me & my BFFLN made a slip && sliiide. :/

Merlee said...

i got soap in my mother fuckin' eye today, when me & my bestfriend made a Alip && Slide. :/

Jessica said...

im 18yo it's 20 past 12 on a sunday and i got hit on by a 15yo last night fml

matisseperks1 said...

i am 13 in two days. my dad is never home and lives in the u.k(im from australia) my parents are together but he's still always away. because of the global finaclial chrisist we have to move out of our house and i still love my ex. we've been over for more than 4 months. oh and i catch the same bus as him. he always talks to me but i love him so much i dont want to talk to him. and i got drunk a months ago and nearly lost my virginity with a guy that i was going out with 4 months ago( different kid... yes i did cheat but thats beside the point)

FUCK MY LIFE!

Kk33nnyy said...

I Love my ex she so beautiful... She left me for my best friend. Ever since then me and my bestfriends doesn't talk to me i get drunk and high alot amost everyday... I still talk to my ex but she doesn't even like me and I'm only 14...

ed said...

I've liked this girl for the longest time, she started acting like she wanted me. The truth she wanted my bestfriend but watever he's my friend but on the last 2 weeks of school she starts gettin more into me then the day before the last day of school she tells me she's moving out of town. On the last day she never talks to me then gives my other bestfriend her number and not me. FUCK MY LIFE UP ITS ASS

Jessica said...

my mum just bought a new house and i asked her if she would lend me $300 to pay for my tafe textbooks, she said "no, i just bought i house i have no money," then my little sister asked if she would lend her $1500 for her course and mum said the same thing, then my big sister asked if mum would pay for her $2700 wedding dress and mum said "yea sure of course." apparently getting married is more important then an education. SPOILT SISTER ... FUCK my LIFE

Sorrowx3 said...

So i've been talking to my ex-gf that i was with for a year and a month, after a very long time. She lives in the UK and I live in Arizona. its always been that way, I met her over an online game we both played. We eventually broke up because of distance, distance never works, but after all that time, we've contacted each other again and have been talking for
the past 4 days. She tells me that she still is in love with me, but theres nothing I can do because she now has a BF that cares for her the same way I do.
Im 19, and am a guy.

Words dont describe how much i want to FML!

lil-mrs-tainted-love said...

my life just plain sux and i wana be away... (mental home) fuck my life

Shannan said...

I'm 27 years old and married with a kid. But I live with my husband's parents, and his psycho brother. His brother makes it impossible for me to hang out with my friends due to the fact he lies all the time to make himself look good (about the most stupid things) and if it's a girl he will hit on her non-stop until she is so uncomfortable she makes up a excuse to leave. FML!!!

Kyle said...

My girlfriend left me Right before I left for Military Police School at Ft. Leonardwood. I got back and she told me that she did it cause she didnt know how to deal with me being gone. so we got together. month later she dumped me.

l_berry14 said...

my girlfriend put laxatives in my coffee one morning and then she had an affair on me with six gangbangers and the clogged my toilet... it cost 3500 dollars dollars to repair the plumbing system. i had no clue what to do cause i thought it was my neighbor so that night i went into his yard and laid a log right on his doorstep, so he shot at me and missed but hit my dog and now he only has one eye half a leg and is missing teeth and a testicle...we call him lucky :)... F.M.L

mark said...

Eircom blocked Piratebay FML

poppily said...
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poppily said...

I have liked this guy for 9 months and we finally got to go out and i fort it would of at least been for a long time but then he had to move away and couldnt deal with long distance realationships i just wanna tell him how much i love him but i cant :( i just wanna sey FML

uhhhm said...

WORST DAY EVER!
i dropped my meds down the sink this morn
missed my bus
walked to school got hit by a car
woke up in the hospital
my boyfriend broke up with me bc he doesnt want to be with a CRIPPLE!?
FUCK MY LIFE!

killme12321 said...

I am a foster child.3 years ago my foster dad beat me and my foster mom didnt do shit for me.. I cut myself alot. The only time i am happy is when i am at a party getting drunk. Although now i am in a diffrent fost home i still am only happy when i am drunk... Fuck my life just kill me!!!

yoyo19971 said...

i dont have beer, cigs, or coffee with me... FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE OF A BITCH

titto said...

I actually spend 5 minutes reading about you whinny fucks. FML!

sambo8 said...

i've been talking to the last "nice guy" left... and i found out he has a girlfriend but we still hung out because he wasn't into her anymore.... well he still hasn't broken up with her yet... and on top of all that my dad started abusing drugs again and my mom kicked him out... its been hell and there's nothing i can do about it....

Hampstar said...

I cant get over my ex-girlfriend! I really like another girl who is just plain explisit! What do i do?FML

loner_child said...

got caught looking at aunties boobs..

kimmi kat said...

i had sex with my dads employee and got him fired. so ashamed going to work. I WORK 7 DAYS A WEEK. broke up with my bf thats a marine & been with for 6 months. have a crush on my bestfriend ex. cried all day at school didnt do college essay due yesturday & got my phone taken up..FUCK MY LIFE!!!

mimizagenius said...

My health insurance just dropped me... just in time to find out i have a kidney infection. FUCK my Life!!!

skaterdoody said...

NO all that is nothing
at a party one night.
for the first time im maken out with this cute girl i was trying to get at for a good while..
my nose starts to bleed as soon as we start kissing..sob! it was whak.
haha my governments going to let us kill eachother
um gangster animals misunderstood me so i went down with a fight but ended up getting jumped. i know nothing much about the defintion of family. everybody thinks im wierd and im ok with that..
life still sucks for alot of us...why dont we destroy the root cause of all this everyday insanity ...starting in the capital of the U.S.!!

skaterdoody said...

my sisters an alcoholic..i dont see much hope for my lil sisters future..teachers are ignorant of the everyday lies they feed us with ...and im closer to death by the second...God is Great.

TiANNA NiC0LE said...

WENT 2 MARCiA HUDS0N PARTY... iTS SUCKED MAJOR ASSz...WELL iGUESS iM OKAY NOW CUZ RAVEN iSz OVER Mii H0USE. [NO HOM0] Mii NEW BESTiE..
0H ND DARiEN SUCKS ASSz 2 HE MAKESz ME SiCK, iH0PE HE HAD FUN 2NiTE

TiANNA NiC0LE said...

WENT 2 MARCiA HUDS0N PARTY... iTS SUCKED MAJOR ASSz...WELL iGUESS iM OKAY NOW CUZ RAVEN iSz OVER Mii H0USE. [NO HOM0] Mii NEW BESTiE..
0H ND DARiEN SUCKS ASSz 2 HE MAKESz ME SiCK, iH0PE HE HAD FUN 2NiTE

aoife o' connel said...

Had a party and it got trashed by stones scumbags that stole my eggs out of om own fridge and threw them at me and my windows. DON'T LET ASSHOLS INTO YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!! FUCKMYLIFE!!!!!

Jeneane said...

Moved in with a couple (my first time moving out)
my roomates boyfriend ends up being animal abuser
puts my cat in coma
puts a nail in my tire
he pees on my new mattress
my roomate breaks up with him
my ex helps us move to her parents house on the way there my mattress with pee on it flys out of truck into the middle of freeway
i walk in on roomate having sex with my ex who i just broke up with
they throw my stuff in the street
and runaway to vegas with my 1100 dollars that i gave her for rent
fuck, fuck my life

Georgefrommaple said...

On the last may 24 weekend of this year 2009 i broke up with my girlfriend becaouse she turned out to be a striper and acting like a crazy bitch!!! also on that same weekend someone got a hold of my bankcard and overdarfted my account by $3000.00 and the bank is trying to make me pay it back when i did'nt do it pluss it has grown to $3300.00 and i also lost my highrise job wich use to pay me $28 an hour im now out of work im fucken brooke im having a mentel break down im mad! angry! sad! upset with life and my fucken life and i cant find work. FUCK MY FUCKEN LIFE AND THE HORSE I ROAD IN ON! FML

free2write_2011 said...

My aunt and cousin shot themselves... FML

bigballer5145 said...

this girl i like farted in my car and then threw up on me after the movies. FML......

max said...

my life is soooo great i just got the girl of my dreams, one a $10,000 lottery ticket an my family is moving into a 2 million doller home FUCK YES!!! i love my life

hii <3 said...

it was our school assembly and i just got my period, i wasnt prepared and i got a certificate i didnt want to go up the front in front of the whole school but everyone was telling me to go, i got up and walked up and faced the teachers up thew front, everyone started talking and laughing cuz there was blood on my skirt.

everyone was mocknig em for years

FUCK MY LIFE.

lonelystoner said...

hey. i'm 21 years old, single but i dont want to be. i havent had sex in 5 months. i live and work at a ski hill and i love snowboarding but its summer. i just broke my fucking good hand skateboarding so now i can barely dress myself. plus me and my roommate just ran out of weed. fuck.

James_Sagen said...

Walked in the door: Dad is wearing mom's night gown and mom is naked. ;( FML

u have nothing to complain about said...

This year I had to watch my baby slowly die. FML just doesn't cut it.

Savanna said...

my bf wouldnt have sex with me bcuz my butt is too hairy... my boobs have lumps i have no job i live on a road i am in a library right now and i dont no how to pooop... idk why this fuckin thing is happining to me especially because i got boogers mup my ass fml

fuckmyass said...

to start off u need to know im one of those people who is not allowed to be happy or have nice things... a while back my best friend died of cancer at an early age and ive been fucked in the head ever since. i have been arrested multiple times (they call me a habitual offender) i owe $15,000 just to keep me out of jail. dont even ask about other debts. As a Christmas present an uninsured illegal immigrant totaled my car as it was parked in front of the house and nobody wants to pay for it so i am currently making payments on my totaled car as well as the car a bought to get around. I found out when my girl friend said she "messed around" with a few other people before she new me (including my brother), what she really meant was that they had unprotected sex with my brother and others and she sucked mad dick. that was yesterday. today i got fired today, new it was coming , ive been lookin for a new job unsuccessfully for a year now. i used druggs n alcohol to dull the pain for years and i currently have an extreme substance abuse problem, and i am sickly addicted to many substaces, i cant tell anyone or it can make it worse.... Oh yeah and i am back living at my parents house cuz i can no longer afford freedom... how do you say... FUCK MY LIFE. . . I HATE MYSELF AND I JUST WANT TO DIE

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highmetablizms12 said...

I am twenty years old and have pretty much pushed everyone I have ever known including my family who I am currently living with as far away as possible. And now I have realized that all of my problems stem from the fact that my parents are the most neurotic backwards ass people I know which would also explain the fact that they themselves have no friends and all they ever do is bitch about anything. Not only that but I have also realized that my mother decided to raise me according to her fucked up feminist ideals and warped my head which has made me a very sad, confused, angry, frustrated, paranoid person. oh yea and all those friends that i used to love life with also think that I am all of these things because I am gay and just don't realize it. Nobody told me to my face either but I'm not stupid enough to miss the hints. At least I realize why but still, FUCK MY LIFE!

Karilna likes*2_fuck said...

First of all i fucking hate listening to everyone say how bad there fucking life is, you have not heard bad until you hear this shit. My job im a hooker i walk the streets of the stl im cheap but only cause i like to have sex only 95 dollars an hour call me if you wanna get some 413-497-0025.Then i found im pregant i dont even know the father of the baby but the last guy i had sex with was either black or mexcian so it must be one of the to i dont give a fuck.My dad comitted suicide cuz i did drugs. My mom was very sick in the hopsital and dieing last time i heard.then someone robbed me.A gang came up to me jumped me i was in a concussion for 2 weeks. it cost 15000 dollars.now i have no where to live.im bi now so ladies come on(; wow fml

Andrew said...

So I'm 14 and I just got laid and lost my virginity. She was really ugly and fat. Like reallyreallyuglyandfat..... I found my shorts, but it was really dark and I couldn't find my whitey tighties anywhere. I looked for a long time. So I just went ahead and rode my bike home with my balls dangling and no underwear. It was cold outside too. FML.

xxseksiid0rkxx said...

Well im 21 yrs old have a almost 4 yr old daughter my boyfriend is 24 and my mothers boyfriend is younger than mine FML

vanee.guzman said...

in 7th grade, i was with the hottest guy in our school,he cheated on me with my best freen,7th grade is over, my best guy freen,calls me everyday to make sure im ok, from the other guy, in the middle of summer he tells me he likes me., i realize i like him too, we make a promise well go out next year(8th grade) 8th grade starts and he goes out with my other best freen, after 2 months we go out, we last 6 months, then i realize he cheated on me with my best freen. then we goo back out, were on and off, then he dumps me for my best freend again., we dont talk for like 5 months, now were in 9th grade, we talk again, but its not the same.i realize im still completely in love with him, and hes going back out with that bitch of my ex-best friend, FML.

Shawny Boy said...

ok, so i have a black binder for my morning classes and a white one for my afternoon classes well when i lost my black binder i took my white one with me the whole day until some fat kid found it and almost suffocated me trying to give it back, anyway, when i had my white binder a girl took it and wrote on it with a black permenent sharpie marker, with i love you hearts and tones of shit on it,so i got smart ;) after i found my black biner(really the fatass kid did). I took my black with me like usuall thinking black sharpie black binder(haha i win right?) WRONG, i went in only to find out another girl(who i think is hott :D) Had a "silver" sparkly sharpie -.- (she wrote ilove you which mad muh self think i had a chance which i know i do) she wrote all over it >.>
FML
Btw sorry for all you kids around my age(10-15) im 14, i'm sorry to read this page and find out what you guys are going through :(

Shawny Boy said...

Ok, so 4 years ago 2005 i was at a Baseball game with my sister and dad, my mother was at the hospital with my grandpa(he had heart attack) My (16!) year old sister and her friend were hoem alone and decided to be inmature and take the 4-wheeler for a spin they crashed and her friends ankle popped out of her skin(lliterally)Bone and all, they hated each other after that, she was fine and all after a year perfectly heathly(besides drugs idk if she does them or not?) She was snowboarding and cheerleading for the school, well in this year 2009 in the past 6 months a lawyer company advetised on tv (ovbiously they dont get enugh buisness, so they have to advertise) i can't say the name becasue idk if they can sue us again? But anyway, They special in "4-wheeler" acceidents :/ ring a bell? Well the girl who had her bone popped out saw this commercial(im not putting names) She goes "oh ehy lets sue them" -.- well they sued us and lied and said she was mentally and physcially disabled and couldnt give love to her parents and they have lost communication with her(Umm, wtf?! Hmm-cheerleading team, Snowboarding? Uh huh your thinking right shes a lieing lil bitch) knowing her she'll come into court fake limping :@ But they want a high amount of moeny from us and the economy is low so yeah
:FML

Unquolified said...

3 of use had an interview for a sweet job in germany, they only took two, and not me.i didn wana do anything els...
Fuck my life

Gina said...

I just lost my job of 6 years, after making it to corporate level a year ago, had a company car and phone, was gettin paid hella good, all bcuz I couldn't wake up on time, moved my ex boyfriend in that cheated on me and who is nothing but a manipulator who enjoys seeing me down, he's supposed to be helping me but is only using me, I have no money left, my bills r past due, my unemployment is still pending after waiting almost a month, my friends r sick of hearing about my bs, I'm an alcoholic and just spent my last on a bottle and a pack of cigs, and dont know how I'm gonna eat 4 the next week, and every man I meet only wants 2 fuck me and leave me until they want another piece of ass so.....FUCK MY LIFE..IN THE ASS..WITH NO LUBE PLEASE!!!!!

Monsterlegends said...

I just destroyed half my room because I kept dying on a game. Then I had to go to therapy and get meds. It sucks. FUCK MY LIFE!

Max said...

I am currently sitting alone in a room listening to The Spill Canvas.
FML

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you're all f up people its funny keep it up

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Nolan said...

my dads an abusive mother fucker my moms always coming and going out of the house my older brother is in jail i have to take care of my five year old brother and one year old sister my super is a marked petafile and always saying he needs to inspect my houseall my other relatives are either murdured not talking to me or commited scuicide and when i told the woman at the ER i was scuicidal she told me to get over it (im 15) FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!! MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!

Nolan said...

my dads an abusive mother fucker my moms always coming and going out of the house my older brother is in jail i have to take care of my five year old brother and one year old sister my super is a marked petafile and always saying he needs to inspect my houseall my other relatives are either murdured not talking to me or commited scuicide and when i told the woman at the ER i was scuicidal she told me to get over it (im 15) FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!! MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!

Angelaa. said...

iiLOVE ERROL

Angelaa. said...

at samanthas party me DAVID and brandon had a cake fight then wen we finnished i turned around and nearly stakked it everyone started laughing FUKK LIFE IS FUNNY!!!

fran said...

went out to a hayride where saw an old friend asked if i still dated this chick i said yea she said oh well she hooked up with this kid, i then got really drunk took my moms car crashed into a parked car. gets worse the cops were right there soo i ran and told my mom the car was stoled i left the keys in the car cops came to the house and got me,,, i now relize how retarted i am.....FML

edwinmedina74 said...

well i was fucking my girl friend and he dad walked in -_- so i jumped out the window cause i was 14 0-o and broke my arm and busted my lip... next day the cops came and took me to juvvie for 3months and after i got out i had to pay a 4 thousand dollar fee to fix the window which was completely shattered fml im 15 now and im free and still fucking her 0-o ha ha

Unconcious262 said...

Mine and my girlfriends mutual best friend, kept dragging my girlfriend away from me so i told her to stop it and she completely freaked out and said shes not spending time with us anymore. So now my girlfriend is pissed with me bcoz i apparently lost her her best friend. FML FML

mandy_1550 said...

soo i was going out with this guy for 7 months and i loved him, then one day he decided he didnt love me and he dumped me. three days later i found out he was dating some french, blonde, huge boobed girl -.- FML.

Adoxos said...

I am deploying with a "pretty boy" for a first sergeant, and a weirdo asshole for a commander, I get used for my skills and then yelled at for complete bullshit, I gotta walk around like a fucking coward just to keep higher ups off my back. someones going to die because of a stupid decision. FML

rockbottom said...

Well here it goes......im sure nobody i know will ever read this but i need to get it off my chest. i dated this guy in the 8th grade, we spent an amazing summer together that made me fall deeply inlove with him, we lost our virginity to eachother. Then....at the end of the summer he breaks up with me because he wants to have "fun" because we were going into highschool. We go into our freshman year, have almost all classes together which didnt help the situation. We talked every now and again, i turned to alcohol and weed to solve my sadness skipped school almost everyday because i didnt wanna see him. i moved back to california with my sister my sophmore year to get away from my parents, and then the guy tells me how much hes missed me and wants to try again. so stupid me, i move back...we go steady for about 2 months, happiest ive been since god knows when. THEN on my birthday weekend he goes to this huge party this guy was throwing and the guy spiked my drink 2 years before. kinda pissed me off.....but anyways he cheats on me at the party with my worst enemy...i hear about it because one of my friends was at the party. i forgive him because i would rather be with him and loose my pride than not have him at all. then he comes to my house on my birthday to break up with me because he doesnt have feelings for me anymore....i was so heartbroken, i wanted to die. literally die. i am now in my junior year of highschool, still inlove with him, MADLY inlove with this boy.....i dont know what else to do. we hardly ever talk...its just the way i feel when he kisses me, the way he can make me laugh, how comforatble i am with him. i just dont know why he doest love me back. im trying to move on, ive dated other ppl, but it seems i always compare the new guys with him. but the thing is theres no comparison. i always think of what i could of done differently, if only he would give me another chance he would realize how much ive matured, i could make him happier. im at rock bottom and there nothing else i can do..ive completely lost hope on love, is there even love? is there really someone out there that can keep you comepletly happy? can you really find love after your first love? because ive been inlove with him for 5 years now and nothing has changed, i just want to be with him. just hold him again.......im like tearing up while writing this. if only he could give me the time of day. but theres nothing i can do. i just have to let him go, i hope ill find love again..........i hope.

rockbottom said...

Well here it goes......im sure nobody i know will ever read this but i need to get it off my chest. i dated this guy in the 8th grade, we spent an amazing summer together that made me fall deeply inlove with him, we lost our virginity to eachother. Then....at the end of the summer he breaks up with me because he wants to have "fun" because we were going into highschool. We go into our freshman year, have almost all classes together which didnt help the situation. We talked every now and again, i turned to alcohol and weed to solve my sadness skipped school almost everyday because i didnt wanna see him. i moved back to california with my sister my sophmore year to get away from my parents, and then the guy tells me how much hes missed me and wants to try again. so stupid me, i move back...we go steady for about 2 months, happiest ive been since god knows when. THEN on my birthday weekend he goes to this huge party this guy was throwing and the guy spiked my drink 2 years before. kinda pissed me off.....but anyways he cheats on me at the party with my worst enemy...i hear about it because one of my friends was at the party. i forgive him because i would rather be with him and loose my pride than not have him at all. then he comes to my house on my birthday to break up with me because he doesnt have feelings for me anymore....i was so heartbroken, i wanted to die. literally die. i am now in my junior year of highschool, still inlove with him, MADLY inlove with this boy.....i dont know what else to do. we hardly ever talk...its just the way i feel when he kisses me, the way he can make me laugh, how comforatble i am with him. i just dont know why he doest love me back. im trying to move on, ive dated other ppl, but it seems i always compare the new guys with him. but the thing is theres no comparison. i always think of what i could of done differently, if only he would give me another chance he would realize how much ive matured, i could make him happier. im at rock bottom and there nothing else i can do..ive completely lost hope on love, is there even love? is there really someone out there that can keep you comepletly happy? can you really find love after your first love? because ive been inlove with him for 5 years now and nothing has changed, i just want to be with him. just hold him again.......im like tearing up while writing this. if only he could give me the time of day. but theres nothing i can do. i just have to let him go, i hope ill find love again..........i hope.

Tobius said...

My eyeball hurts FML....

Imgonahavetosearchyousir said...

Okay okay I have one to beat them ALL! I was walking with my Girl in the park, along this really nice path; suddenly she started to get in the "mood". I was very intrigued, so I started to put the moves on her when BAM! Big ass UFO comes Beams her up and takes off...I was so pissed, Then a week later she came to my door with a bloody ass and said Once you go rectal probe you never go back...FML!!!

shandi_21 said...

This one time i thought i was home alone when I was singing out loud and i put my crushes name in the song i was singing and i went all vocal on it..i was walking down stairs..then u can hear him and my bro laughing i walked into his room and asked what was funny..i fell into a pile of dirty clothes and bite my tounge and started to cry..they laughed even harder..FML!!..now i am with that boy who laughed at me...

Angus said...

I am 13. I am small ugly and smart boy. My friends all hate me and tell me to fuck off all the time. The person i want to go out with is dating some guy who only talks about sex and periods to boys AND girls and gues what...EVERYONE LOVES HIM. Me. I respect people of both sexes. I am not some sick pervert. Yet everyone hates me and tells me to fuck off and die. My family is about to go bankrupt thanks to the motherfucking credit crunch. My older borther hates me, steals from me and beats me up. MY LIFE IS SO SHITTY AND IF IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER I WILL KILL MYSELF. FML

justin said...

this girl and me really liked each other we used to do it... i asked her out i didnt get an answer so my best friend steps in he ask her out a month later and now they are dating...fml

omgitseric91 said...

Ok, so me and a friend were at the mall were my ex girlfrined worked. When we broke up she took it really hard. Well we saw her there at her job and we talked and everything was cool, no more problems rlly. So i thought itd be funny to seran wrap her car as a joke. She comes out to her car and calls the cops. She files Non-Domestic Harassment charges on me for playing a practical joke. And only because it was me and the other 5 ppl that were there get off free. FML!!

holllaaaa said...

okayy so today i go into my chemistry class to find out that i failed my term with a 49%. my parents are going to murder me, take away my cell, and my entire life. then last period me and my freind want to sneak out of gym class so we stay for attendance and then sneak off. the last ten minutes we come back to class only to find out that the teacher took attendence a second time outside to make sure that nobody sneaked off. we got caught skipping and now my parents are going to find out about that too... im so dead my life is beyond over. FML FML FML. im going to get in so much shit, id rather die then deal with it. my parents are so unbearable and i never do anything wrong, ive never done anything bad and now its over because of this one stupid time. but i did kiss my ex boyfriend when we snuck out and he came out of his class to be with me.. :)
but, i wont be able to see him because my parents wont ever let me because of all this stuff..
FML!

deeznuts said...

im a marine that recently got injuried in iraq and my wife is taking all my money from my account and there's nothing i can do cus im stationed in okinawa...fuck my life

Mzbloodlust said...

Today i told my bf that i was pregnant and his response was i dont belive in abortions im not paying for it to top it all off he asked me to sleepover to "talk" and when i said i cant sneak out i have school tomorrow his response was oh thats ok ill just ask someone else to sleepover and satisfy my needs FML!!

Mitch said...

Lady Gaga tickets were going to go on sale at Purdue University for students and I was only about 150 people from the door; well over 1000 were in line. I waited outside for 14 hours just to see the tickets get sold out right as I was getting into the door to get mine. It dident help that I pulled an all nighter the day before and you couldn't use a tent, chair, or sleeping bag in the 35 degree weather while waiting. FUCK MY LIFE!!!

jono said...

My girlfriend went out with 3 guys at the sdame time. and lied to me since we're together. FUCK MY MO'FO LIFE BIATCHES!

james said...

I've got to take a fucking piss, i'm paraplegic, and on the third floor, the toilet is on the first, no elevator, and my stairs aren't wheelchair accessible, there aren't and bottles in the room, and my nurse is gone grocery shopping, i'm paraplegic, HOW THE FUCK AM I TYPING THIS?!
FML

james said...

I've got to take a fucking piss, i'm paraplegic, and on the third floor, the toilet is on the first, no elevator, and my stairs aren't wheelchair accessible, there aren't and bottles in the room, and my nurse is gone grocery shopping, i'm paraplegic, HOW THE FUCK AM I TYPING THIS?!
FML

starfish75 said...

My girlfriend whom i loved, thought loved, and planned to marry after during colleged, out of the blue tells me after a year and four months that we should take a small break. I said "ok baby, thats fine, i love you." she said the same. We had been having a couple issues, but nothing big enough to make me leave her. I found out that the day we "took a break", she fucked my best friend. She also had been making out with guys during the last four months. My heart was broken to pieces, and i was depressed for a month. I'm still living in grief. She has no remorse about it at all, and is mad at me bcuz i dont want to hear about all the boys she likes and wants to fuck. half a year later, im all alone in college, without that many friends. She has found another, and claims to be deeply in love with him more than me after 2 months...FUCK MY LIFE!!!

JAX said...

My friend is 19 in a week hes a pure virgin (never seen a thing nevermind touch) hes a scrawny and short. Hes been in college for awhile and still cant get a girl.... hes tried to pay with no luck. This fat 40 somthing year old keeps talking to him and he told me i cant live with being a virgin. Hes decided to take his chances with the fat guy and hes straight fuck his life

wikkedminded said...

Tell me how i wake up this morning get a hug from my wife she gets to work then she calls me to tell me this shit aint working out later she tells me we need to talk im so confused then i told her the onlyh thing that i ever wanted was for her (GENESIS) is to be happy so i guess we have to move on with our lives i will always love her uncondtionaly. I hate this world we live in especialy when people just would accept and learn to forgive but not forgeet maybe im old skool . FUCK MY BORING SHAMEFUL LYFE I CAN ONLY HATE MY SELF . Fuck my life I just can not get over the fact of how much i hate my self .

Dreshanda said...

One morning, I woke up laying next to a five dollar bill. Fuck my life.

roots said...

fuck my life screw my life
bone my life suck my life
cock of a life cunt of a life
wank of a life bitch of a life
fml

inthelife06 said...
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inthelife06 said...

My ex after 4 or more years off and on, recently started dating one of my long time best friends. I also got to find out she fucked an even longer/closer best friend. And to top it off she lied about pretty much everything and more than matched my number of partners in half the time. Fuck trusting girls. FML

QUANSTAIFLI said...

MI LIFE IS FUKED UP IM 15 -I SMOKE WEED AND MI MOTHER HATES IT IM DOING BAD IN SKO0OL.SHE WANTS TO SEND MI O02 MI DAD HOUSE AND HES BROKE.NOW IM ON PUNISHMENT ND I AINT GETTING SHYT FOR CHRISTMAS..=IM ONLY 15 THIS CRAZY!!!!!!
-QUAN-
FML

zach johnston said...

i am a marine. fml

cg said...

i've been agress by a PMSing women in the street
fml

T24 said...

I dated this guy for a year and there were both good and bad times .but for half of this time his EX girlfriend told the whole school he hit her even the principle so i went threw hell defend him and telling everyone they were wrong. Even the PRINCIPlE called me into his office to make sure i was okay..cause everyone thought i was getting abused and of course i said i was.. so after defending him all this we ended up breaking up cuz things went bad. and then the whole summer went by and we didn't talk and i finally called him and found out he had a girlfriend. P.s. his girlfriend was his EX FUCK MY LIFE!!

T24 said...

my bestfriend since 9th grade decides that she doesn't wasnt to answer my calls or text which sucks enough.but now her brother who was my first love won't even talk to me because of this fml

T24 said...

finally i find a guy im really into..turns out he has a smokers habit and has a kids i guess kids arent that bad butstill fml

tray said...

Can't spell sister is whore(bitch got fingered at church) caint sell drugs any more broke work for shit cars broke house falling down drunk and wanta use any thing ptsd a mother fucker eat shot fml fuck yall all.

johnnyc said...

I just got my laptop and TV stolen out of my room one night, a guy down the hall went and "bought" the same laptop and TV the next morning... So I stole it back that night only to have the police knocking on my door the next morning. Turns out that they actually bout the laptop and TV and had a reciept. So now I'm going to jail... FML

crazylife said...

bf who divorced with 2 kids got me pregnant and going to dump me for a thai bitch just after i gave birth 4 months ago, and still sleeping on my bed when he come home once a while.... i am broke. wat the fuck is going on for my life and my baby's.

relationshipssuck said...

just started to date this fucking hot chick and i come to find out she's giving hand jobs to anyone she likes except me because she says we're in a "relationship"...FUCK MY LIFE

dragon_force_jess_ said...

My mom wont get the fuck off my back, my "bestfriends" just use me. the boy i love doesnt care and is far away. my brother is so stuck up its unreal and i want to murder him -.- my scars are disgusting and i feel more and more insecure about myself. FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

pamela said...

so ii was syncing sings into my iPod. It tool me about three hours and fifteen minutes to get all 119 songs on. So I connect my iPod touch and it's backing up right?so then I ii get up to go do my hair for tomoro at school, and as soon as I get out of the chair, and I take one step, AND I UNPLUG THE CORD OFF BOTH THE IPOD AND THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK MY GAY ASS FUCKING LIFE!

afghansultan said...

i went to fuckmylife .com
FUCK MY LIFE!

JimmyDee292 said...

My dad caught me fucking my step mom, I got kicked out, disowned and live with my cracked out uncle. I got a girl knocked up and shes keeping the baby. I have to pay child support and I have no job and im stuck with an STD. Fuck my life.

JimmyDee292 said...

My dad caught me fucking my step mom, I got kicked out, disowned and live with my cracked out uncle. I got a girl knocked up and shes keeping the baby. I have to pay child support and I have no job and im stuck with an STD. Fuck my life.

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laura said...

my bf use to come every night at 9, at that time cause that was when my parents would b locked in their room one day they caught us i was freaking out so was he, my dad bitched at me and to me he never wants to c him around the house ever again and that i couldnt go out at all! its been 2 weeks since it happen i cant c my bf and to top things my dad is sending me to ny to live with my sister FML!

tobyams said...

im 15 my dads been in a wheelchair for 7 years coma for 3 my mum hates me ,lives with a prick she doesnt love she was going to leave him but then she got pregnant iv been expelled from 4 different schools im addicted to weed and iv got no qualifications and im gna be broke my whole life FUCK MY LIFE

paul said...

started hanging out with my friend for the past month now to get to know her better well in the end i find out im stuck in the friend status. fuck my life

lillymoth said...

My sister got a cold, I made fun of her, then I got the cold, my grandma made fun of me...I coughed in her face...she didnt get sick.FuckMyLife!!!!!!

powerstroke96 said...

i just found out that my boyfriend is cheatin on me an im so upset and pissed....i trusted him and he was my first...ughh..well other than that im doin fine...well kinda but not reall...fml

shyanne said...

My names Cortney! I lost half my friends for being a bitch and using them all... FUCK MY LIFE!!!

direne628 said...

i found out i was a lezbian FML ! kiss my ass low life people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sabriina xo said...

.Got ma phone took of me,,, my mum hates me,, and my hole family hate my boyfriend,, and my boyfriend thinks im using him cuz i hardly come dwn no more to see him............ Fml

Pagie said...

My parents came home to me and my gf naked in the hot tub. the next day we broke up, a guy got made cuz i wouldnt text him dirty a guy i dont kno accused me of being pregnant with his kid, and i got arrested in janurary for having alcohol underage and now my court papers came in, im only fuken 14............FML

Viva Fox said...

Last night the guy I have been sleepy with for the past eight months came over...the other guy I have been sleeping with for the past month came over too (unexpected) needless to say I spent the night alone....fuck my life

Sarahhhhh! said...

Today my four year old daughter came home from a day camp crying, so I asked her what is wrong, she told me that the were drawing and she said all the wrong names for the colors, so I asked me husband about it and he told me he had taught her all the wrong names for the colors because he thought it would be funny, fml.

xBeAuTiFuL_ObLiViOnx said...

i live in a group home. my mom left me for her drunk b/f. my brother and sister wrote me off as a sibling. my dad left to fullfill his dream of drinking himself to death. my best friend is getting to the point of also writing me off as her bff. Fuck.My.Life.Hard-fucking-core!

bigjorge24 said...

had a little get together last night got plastered drunk, close girl friend passed out in bed next to me but nothing happend , mom walks into room and was like hey "there is a girl in your bed" i look over and she was right. if your going to get caught with a beautiful girl in your bed by your mom at least make it worth while......FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!

asdfg said...

Stepped on a shit FML

Amale said...

I fight all the time with my husband, we can't get along...we don't talk, can't have fun together with friends. He just told me "fuck you," and "your my problem." We are moving in a week and I have papers due next week for my M.A. no time, no money, NO LOVE :(
He was right---FML

unknown said...

Hmm... Where to start... Broke up with my boyfriend cuz he is an asshole. He just loved to kick me when I was already down. It made him feel good to make me feel bad for nothing.hmm... Alot of ppl did that in my life. Going through bad depression and anxiety and paranoia. Meds ain't cuttin it. Therapy... Helping I think. Fell in love with a girl I met in therapy... Tried to tell her I wanted so bad to be with her, while beating around the bush, I think she got the idea and then made it clear she was taken. Heart broken, surprised with myself for falling so quickly and in therapy!,still wishing I could make her a part of my life. My exbf is trying to get me back but the thought makes me sick, though I do care for him. I now have close friends which I really didn't have for a long time. And my family has done some crazy 360 which I love but I am feeling they are hiding something.I have been sick since December, vomitting, gagging, can't barely eat, losing weight, missing hair, fatuiged, bowel problems. Problem after problem. And I get scared ppl are trying to kill me... My memory is fucked. Fuck my mother fucking life!

unknown said...

Why can't I just be happy?????? FML!!!

unknown said...

On top of everything... I am a 20 year old female. I'm too young for this! Broke, jobless, ex stripper! Gotta love my life.

gabriella said...

i was writing already and my cousin erased everything by changing the page. now im bored out of my mind and have to listen to dumb music. my cousins rubbing her good grades in my face and telling me im stupid and have no future. plus im a mexican FML

Chase_Michael3 said...

Gage says broke up with girlfriend, depressed, nightmares regret breakup, reoccuring bad dream hated in middle school getting writers block while writing a book getting fat feeling terrible stuck with no adventure f**k my life

Ellaa Ayee said...

Okay so , im 19 left ma moms at 18 . had the best 6 months living in my own crib with ma best friends . then we lost our jobs moved in with a ex good friend , punched her in her face she kicked me out live wit ma bff mom . her mans coming home soon so i gotta move out [ gonna feeel weird living with him in a one bed room apt with 4 ppl ] need to get ma own place but need a job thats hard to find now days . ! ma friend said i can move with her now shes moving at the end of the month DOWN SOUTH ! wtf ? and i dont wanna go back to ma moms house ! its hell with all her rules . omgg ! FML !

chiefqweef said...

my parents kicked me out at 15 cause they couldn't afford me, so i took the money i had and moved to hawaii. then couldn't find a decent job, spent my money in rent, and stuck on an island making 4 dollars an hour and trying to go to high school. i have given everything up in this god damn world but nothing is turning out right. haven't talked to my world and cant afford my house, so im a bum now at 16 and cant get off this fucking island. no one is hiring me to work because i am underage. i had straight A's in school and also was on varsity football team as a freshman. but its all gone now, debating to commit suicide, nothing is going for me, i am sick of top roman and cant afford to buy more.
fuck my life!

Cara said...

So I get pulled over for NOT stopping completely at a right on red light at 2:30 am, with no cars on the street....Cited for not yielding, driving on suspended license(which I found out b/c the cop informed me) and no insurance which expired 4 days prior to. A week to the date later home from work (driving only because I have to make money and cant count on anyone these days)I'm pulled over AGAIN for not stopping at a stop sign completely (WHICH I DID) And got three more citations!!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

mike said...

im sitting here at 5 in the goddamn mornin. bored outta mia fkn mind, got no place to live, no job, no money, and pretty much no stuff anymore. i tell the girl of my life i love her and she then tells me shes in a relationship... FMLFMLFMLFML :'(

bethany k sorenson said...

i was at panda express today with my sixteen year old older brother and there was this realy cute guy and my brother new him and i asked my brother what his name was and he said josh and then the guy came up and asked my brother if i was his date and i got so embarrassed and my brother said no and then he walked away and sat down right in front of me and after we were done eating i got up and i was on my way out the door and i walked into a window FML lol

Weezy said...

Last saturday i went drinking at the bar with my brother in laws ex GF and after we were drunk we went to her house and smoked kush....... minutes after we started to make out and it lead us haveing sex for 3 hours......FUCK MY LIFE... I fucked my brother in laws ex GF......

NoHandlebars4You said...

It's so cold in my house that putting soda in the fridge makes it warmer, seriously. why? because my dad has something against heating the house in the winter time.

FallenAngel said...

I am in love with my best friend. I have been for years. He says he loves me even though its all fucked up. but we're not together. i don't understand anymore whats so fucked up about it. and just when i think things will change, we take 5 steps back. i can't take any other romantic relationship seriously because all i think about is how it isn't him. this has been going on for years. i'm 30 years old and i'm terrified i will never be with anyone, never get married, never be happy. I would do anything for him and a lot of the time I think he forgets I exist. I don't know how to make this better. its the worst when i lay awake at night, alone, and know he's doing the same thing. I feel like he will give any woman a chance but me and its slowly killing me inside. FML

QianYou said...

I hate how I need help from others all the freaking time. so that I have take whatever they give me. I am a senior now. My dad was helping to do the applications for the college and he barely ask me to do anything about that, so I thought he knows exactly what he was doing. I told him that I want to apply some college like Harvard, Yale and some other small college as well. One the end he totally forget about that, he applied those small colleges for me, even though I told him I also wanted to apply Harvard and Columbia for a long time. I went online and try to do it by myself. But I found out that I have missed all of their deadline. bullshit. I don't know who I can complain about that. I mean he could at least ask me to do it if he doesn't want to or just do anything that would at least give me a chance to try to go to those colleges.

troubledunicorn said...

I'm 12 and even if I go to a christian school, My evil, arrogant, and mean friend blackmails me, saying that he'll tell the teachers I talk about sex (which is against the rules in my school, unless you have a "problem")which I actually do sometimes, but try to control it. To make it more complicated, He's a smart, A+ scoring guy that calls you unchristian if you don't do what he says, and I can't tell teachers because I'll have to explain the sex part too, and worst of all, no one will help me! My other guy friend always sided with him,my friends who are girls only care about their own mega problems, only leaving me with a christian quote, and my family blames it on me!! The entire batch thinks I'm a gay just because I like musicals but hate sports and is kinda dumb and doesn't know about abs, cars or tech!! and to think all this happens between friggin' 12 year-olds in a church-school!! FML x 3!!!

sexualwhiteguy said...

i got my mom drunk and then i had sex with my mother and my dad walked in and now i have a 6 year old daughter, but shes mental i might sell her for crack because i hate her and now i am married to my mom :) i am now in jail for killing my dad and fucking chickens up the ass :D

sexualwhiteguy said...

one day a hobo said he would fuck me for money and i was like do you give blow jobs? and he was like o yes im the bj king, so he sucked my dick and i came in his hair, but then i got crabs a week later and then i gave him my adress. The next day i woke up and he came into my house and raped me up the ass and he raped my cat in the ass and he chocked himself during the rape.Then i called the police and they said fuck you.

sexualwhiteguy said...

today i fucked my best friend...(he was a guy) but im straight and my girlfriend is pissed. But i found out that tonight when i raped her she was a man too!!! Now im gay, is there any homos out there that like getting anal?

James said...
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herb3 said...

My life sucks because Its been five fucking years since i've had a relationship. Fuck my life.

Esteban said...

im 11 and i noe im pretty young to be saying FML but i mean i really do cuz my girlfreind left me,failing skool,have no freinds,everyone thinks im a rapist,dad hates me,mom had a surgery,just got hit by my dad and now im the 170 comment!!!
FML!!

Tyrell said...

i was jerking off but when i was about to jizz my brother walked in on me

SABERSAW said...

I bit my tongue and it bled then I fell down the stairs and bit it again FML!!!

sHaNtAnUUU said...

i haven't slept for 4 months now.now i look like a drunk guy all the time.i was makin out with my grlfrnd and slept in her arms.now only she can make me sleep.f.y.i i broke up with her 2 weeks ago..fuck my life

madness said...

My mother hates my. I love one guy, but he hates my. everyone hates my. i am 13 years old. FML

madness said...

i kissed my bf, And now we are not bf. FML

WOWREALLY? said...

My girlfriend is a douche bag. She won't give it up. FML

whateverfuckit said...

my bf cheated on me bc he 'forgot" we where dating i have a huge crush on my best friend(which is a girl) and the guy i really wanna be with says he cant talk to me if im with someone else bc he cant talk to somone he loves when there with someone else and then he turns around and says he only loves me as good friends.. FML just fuck it. Im done.

iggy mag said...

My teammate in football tore my acl so I had to get surgery which was the most depressing time of my life. I tried wrestle but my knee still fucking hurts so I quit and now in my dad's eyes I'm a quitter and he has been the biggest asshole, prick, dick etc. FML

kdog said...

MenI havent had a job in almost three yrs damn near thirty years old i live wit my mother and i havent had a girlfriend n over 2yrs because im kinda of tired of lying to females so i sit in this house most of my days filling out any job application i can n beating my dick til i fall asleep lol fml

Danielle Downs said...

Dude it's the same way for me I only made it for 4 min on the treadmill. B4 I passed out!!!

Sleepless in Hell said...

I was an attractive man. I had more girls interested in me than I knew what to do with, but I chose one. eight years later, after giving her two kids, she leaves me baldigng and broken from years of supporting her with no job and expects me to support my household and hers. THE WORST PART IS MY PROFILE ON DATING SITES ONLY GETS OLD CHICKS AND FATTIES NOW!!!!!!!!
FUCK MY LIFE....and FUCK YOU NICHOLE